I’ve always wondered how princesses got to be such a hot thing. Obviously it’s been a brilliant marketing strategy for Disney for decades, but what is really the appeal? A princess isn’t in any real kind of position of power – at best she is second in line for the throne, at worst she is never considered eligible for the throne. And this is, of course, assuming the throne is even something worth having.
The princesses in the stories never have a particularly nice life, and the ‘happily ever after’ part is assumed but never actually seen/heard. Princesses in stories don’t seem to have much fun, and often deal with curses, evil relatives, being prisoners, being forced into manual labor and slavery, cases of mistaken identities, and plain bizarre stuff like living with a bunch of mining dwarves.
The princes who do the rescuing of these princesses are bland, overconfident, and not usually terribly bright. So much so that many princess movies poke fun at those brawny men while still following the same basic princess story formula (I’m looking at you, Shrek and Beauty and the Beast). Most of the heroes make me genuinely fearful for the futures of the countries these idiots might someday lead – like the idiot who couldn’t recognize Cinderella after the ball. You really want him as your sovereign? Is he really going to be a big step up from the evil stepfamily for Cinderella?
Being a princess in real life seems pretty boring, too. You’re basically a glorified spokesperson for your family/country, and the most anyone expects of you is to produce heirs, smile a lot, support a few charities, and show up to ribbon cutting ceremonies. You may be rich, but you’re stuck with a job you can’t quit, ever-present security, and constant media scrutiny.
So what is the appeal? Does anyone know the history behind this particular selection as the supposed ideal of what a girl can be, and why so many people go crazy obsessive over it?